Anyone else think those Jersey Shore guys are G4Y?

I mean c'mon, give me a break girls lol.. they're not dream-guys! All I see are girls infatuated with those idiots. Straight guys don't own 30 pairs of shoes (Pauly D), or spend 45 minutes styling their hair, or sleep with girls that practically look like dudes . And as for fist-pumping to the beats and music and stuff, it really reminds me of something. Yeah, it reminds me of those fag DJ's that come out of Germany that like to rave-dance to their electronica music with their spandex outfits, you know the ones that decorate their condos with their weird German modern art crap. We all know THOSE guys are gay, so why do you keep making excuses for these guys? They're the same people, except the JS are from America, what so that makes them straight now??? Tell me what their appeal is girls?